I threw my lovers to the curb

Remember the threesome I mentioned some weeks back? The one with Ben and Jerry? Well... they came to visit again.

I know, I know, I need to show some maturity, some restraint, some strength, but they made it through the door anyway. It's cuz they're just so sweet. And rich. And I love their huge nuts. :P

BUT... they only stayed for a bit. I nibbled a little, and threw most of the container in the garbage. And I don't mean the garbage can in the kitchen where I might go rooting around in a few minutes after I finish writing this, full of regret for what I've done -- I mean outside at the curb in the garbage... in the rain... melting.

And it felt good. Bastards.